- When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
- When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
- When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
dear young female followers,
please remember that, regardless of how continuously society tries to remind you that you exist for the pleasure of men, you are not actually property that can be stolen. anyone who tries to make you believe otherwise can fuck go themselves, even pretty famous boys. don’t forget it.