• When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
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creatingaquietmind:

Sometimes I look down and think damn I have amazing boobs.

(via anditslove)

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a Magnolia grandiflora flower in my yard. magnolias are so ancient, they existed before bees did, so they are designed to be pollinated by beetles instead. did you know that? if you ever read the english wikipedia article on magnolias, you did. but if you never did that, well, now you know.

masturfates:

dear young female followers,

please remember that, regardless of how continuously society tries to remind you that you exist for the pleasure of men, you are not actually property that can be stolen. anyone who tries to make you believe otherwise can fuck go themselves, even pretty famous boys. don’t forget it.

much love.

(Source: noproblemnick, via her0inchic)

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heathyr:

mizufae:

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equalityandthecity:

(via Students help Emma Sulkowicz carry mattress to class in first collective carry)

Y E S 

IT IS GETTING BETTER

When I first read about this woman’s plan I thought it was a strong idea but I was worried that it was a little bit much for one person, no matter how dedicated, to keep it up for too long, especially since she has, you know, college to commit to. I never thought about how, if other people helped her carry her burden, I never thought about how much it would look like pallbearers with a coffin. Which is simply one of the strongest visual symbols one can use to disturb people in the western world.

#faith in humanity lost and restored in a constant cycle of amazement at the condition of life
It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone that wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you’ve built up around your mind and let them inside. (via psych-facts)

(via insight-inspiration)

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conflictingheart:

Twinkling Castle, Edinburgh